Well, it’s Pretty Much Dead
I need to post something for school. This post has nothing to do with anything.
I think that the US should have entered the war earlier. Russia may have stayed in the war if we had gotten to them sooner, and as a result, things would have been done differently after the war, and there may not have been a WWII. We should have entered right away, along side our oldest allies, France. It was understandably appropriate to enter the war when we did, but should we have had an earlier entry, we would have been able to provide such help to finish things up quickly. People did not want to enter t his war, because after all, ” We had no friends”. But it was obvious who we favored, it was always obvious who we favored. We are the United States. We came from Britain and France are our oldest allies. France helped us become a country, and England is like our mother. Should we have entered the war right away, and started helping Russia, France, England, and the rest right away, the central powers wouldn’t have had a chance. It would have been nearly the entire world fighting against them, and fighting a two fronted war was hard enough as it was. Now, as the melting pot of the world, the United States of America had residents from all over the globe. Russians, French, English, Germans, Austro-Hungarians, all of these were very abundant in America – especially Austro-Hungarians. It’s inevitable that there would be residents in the US who supported the central powers, and residents that supported the allied forces. In our great state Wisconsin, the German population was huge. If we had entered the war right away, the public would have been unhappy, and it’s never a good idea in a democratic republic to anger the public. But still, our involvement in the first world war was very important for the world, as well as the United States. The Allied forces were in need of help, and by joining in we helped them win the war. If we had joined earlier, the war would have ended sooner, for sure. If we had joined earlier, things wouldn’t have played out the way they did, and the war may not have continued the way it did after WWI.
-K.C.
I’m Back to Writing
That’s right, I’m back. And I have had a revelation. James Bond Movies are the best thing since Newtons Gable or whatever its called (You know, the little thing where you pick up the ball, let it drop, then the ball on the other side swings up?). I’ve watched something like four of them over the course of winter break (Bond movies, not Gables). They momentarily immerse me in a world of coolness of which I will probably have no future stake. What I would give for a nice suit and a week at the casino. In reality my winter break consisted of a joyous family Reunion and lots of movie going. I got to see my cousin who had been abroad for three years and then gotten married to a Sri Lanken villager. The annual Christmas Eve Chicago trip was entertaining pretty fun. Hectic though. Anyone else see Yes Man? It got terrible reviews but I thought it was a pretty funny movie. Maybe I’m not critical enough. Anyway that’s it for the monologue and I hope everyone had a good holiday break.
Seth Lesondak
Bowling Fail
We lost. Bad. Again. No suprise. Happy winter, everyone! I mean, I hate winter, but I’m officially off on winter break, so huzzah for me! Right now my sister is trying to get food, but all she can think of are pizza places, and I’m on a diet, so she’s going to be an asshole. Haha, asshole is a word. So is haha! So, I don’t really have anything to talk about. Honestly. I wish I could watch the second Austin Powers movie. That’s the one that they never show/I don’t have on DVD.
Bowling And Wood Water
All I can say about bowling today was that we got destroyed. Leave it as that.
But what was funnier, is that this bowling ally is really nice. And located on the “richer” side of town. So I go to the vending machine which is clearly overpriced beyond belief, and I buy this Tropacana Strawberry – Melon juice bottle. It has a weird taste so I decide to look at the ingredients, something that I dont usually do.It turns out it consists of a few things that… are just… my god. Some of the ingredients were:
“Gum Arabic” (Chewed up Arabics?)
“Pear Juice Concentrate” (Did you know that a Pear is basically a cross between a strawberry and a watermelon? It tastes like so”
and my favorite -
“Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin” (I’m not kidding, thats a certain type of wood mixed with a chemical. Since when did they start putting WOOD in our drinks!?)
On top of all of that, the bottle was made up of no “watermelon/watermelon flavor” or “strawberry/strawberry flavor”. The only flavor on there was pear juice with 40 drops of red food coloring and 1 drop of blue! What has the world come too?
Funny thing is, rich people seem to always eat the bad part of everything. Think about it.
Yet, it sure tasted good!
- Commando717
Just drinkin’ some wood.
Left4Dead
Hey, anybody heard of that game before? Anybody at all. Well its a great game. And if you have a Xbox360 you should buy it. Its awesome.
Well I was playing it, and its a zombie game right? You shoot zombies, they go boom, you escape. Ok Im like one of the last ones left, and theres this zombie trying to get in the room I was hiding in. So I ended up beating it down with the door some how? I kept looking out unaware I was slamming it into the wall. XD
So yeah I continue playing. And for anybody who knows this game and has played it. I get screwed over on the last mission of any campaign if its on advanced and up. I either: A. Live with full health but get dragged away by a smoker, killed by a horde of zombies, or get my organs ripped out by a hunter. Or B. Jump into the rescue vehicle only to fight a tank which happens to climb in with me.
Im just bored right now so I thought I should post about something, has anybody else have something stupid happen to you on that game?
- Commando717
Killing Zombies With A Door
PS: Im trying out the new poll system that wordpress has introduced, so lets see how it works.
It’s A Book
Yesterday, Commando and I had school. And Bowling. School was fairly boring, as always. Talked to some friends, watched a video, took a test. But in study hall, one of my wittiest moments occured. Picture this, Commando, my friend David, and I were all sitting at this table, and david was using his camera for something. Meanwhile, I got up to look at a book on the bookshelf (study hall is in the library). So here I am reading the back of this book to see what it’s about, and David is right next to me fiddling with his camera. The teacher shoots her eyes to the back table where we are, and goes “You, boy, what’s that you’re holding!” Now, to me, it’s obvious that she’s just talking to David, but I make a fool of her, by saying, with a condiscending inflection, “This… is a book…”. She shut up. Obviously, to everyone that couldn’t see us, she looked mentally retarded.
Well, I have the new wordpress theme. For anyone that doesn’t have an account, make one. It’s aweful. I can’t even press “tab” anymore. It won’t let me indent paragraphs! Ok, so yesterday I had bowling. Bowling is kind of boring, all of the time. But yesterday, Commando and I came up with some grade-A moonfighter material. Also we didn’t play bad games.
Then I came home and got a new comforter for free becasue my grandma didn’t want it. So finally my bed matches my room! It used to be these beautiful tan walls, with this ugly gray bedspread, but now it’s tan walls, AND tan bedspread. With black accents. It looks really good.
-Kyle
Snow Doom!
Victory for Commando! It rained, and then it snowed all night. So when the plows went to plow, they couldnt because the roads were still icy! The state of Wisconsin has declared a snow emergency on top of that! Why is this good news? It got me a day off of school! Yessssssssss….
So yeah Im going to go play some video games now.
- Commando717
Why am I the only one posting so far?
Busy
Looks like everybody has been really busy lately, which explains the lack of posts. I know Ive been busy lately. Just being… Me. I guess. Well all I can say for now is that our bowling game got canceled to impending doom snow storm that is likely to offer the first snow day of the year tomorrow due to iced roads and car crashes into the capital. Yet you can never be sure. The school board super attendant or what ever his title is only shuts down either if the roads or icy, or theres a comet about to crash into the planet.
So yeah… been busy… but Im not going to let this blog crash like the other ones we have tried to make famous! I got to add some things to the checklist for this blog:
- Make blog famous
- Get blog on The Colbert Report
There we go.
- Commando717
Just Being Commando717
The Carnage
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We Owned. My bowling team destroyed the other team. Absolutely Obliterated. They lost every single game, and we nearly doubled them half of the games. We DID double them one time. Poor guys, missing a bowler. That probably wouldn’t have even helped. Here’s an example of the scoreboard: 9——x—-7/. Seriously, it was THAT bad.
In other news, my Thanksgiving, or as I like to call it “Rape, Kill, and Steal from Indians” Day, was great. I had to stop a couple of toddlers from playing “Slide Down the Stairs”. The Ham was great, and the turkey delicious. However, I’m one of those jerks (you probably know one) that has to point out the flaws in the holiday season. The original Thanksgiving, was NOT with any of the foods that are known to be associated with Thanksgiving. They definitely did not have turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, or anything to that affect.
I’ve got a science test tomorrow. Pray for Kyle.
I found some cool songs the other day. Did any of you know that Disturbed does a cover of Land of Confusion by Genesis? Anyway, I… wait, I was going to say something. Alright, bye.
-Kyle Cease – Very Forgetful
